May 2013
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tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
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bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
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bluewriters:
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lordwhat:
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT...
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cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
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killerkranberry:
dorkstrider:
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the...
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petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
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strifeandslash:
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
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amoying:
amoying:
what do musicians put on their toast?
jam
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nahthatsnotveryraven:
worldaccordingtofangirls:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water
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tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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lucifer-the-morning-star:
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vocaroo:
this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen
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bluewhenskiesaregay:
when i find myself in times of trouble
the boys from fun. come to me
speaking words of wisdom
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jamesfrancgoaway:
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
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lilbunnygirl:
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
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sodamnrelatable:
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
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internetexplorers:
mayameows:
internetexplorers:
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
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poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
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emobaria:
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
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streudelkitty:
losinglogic:
so apparently adam west plays adam west
and adam west
and adam west
don’t forget the time he played adam west
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